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The Lament of the Uneaten Raisin

No… no… don’t set me aside!

You picked me out of the cereal bowl!!! nooooo!!!!!

I spent my whole life for just this moment!  I wanted to be digested, not left to rot in some garbage can.

I spent my whole life making myself sweet for you!

And now….

…and now…

….. you’re just going to throw meee awaaaaay.

:(

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2 Responses to “The Lament of the Uneaten Raisin”

  1. marty landis says:
    December 22, 2009 at 10:42 am

    The sage speaketh! So wonderful, you are! :^) The apple doth not fall far from the tree!

  2. Mel says:
    December 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    That poor, poor raisin!

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